Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Class by the Countess










There is so much to learn from Countess-turned-Bravo housewife-turned-aspiring songstress LuAnn! First of all, it turns out money CAN'T buy you class. Now, I already knew that - anyone who watches her fair share of reality shows knows that it's not your bank account, but how often you call yourself classy and call other people unclassy that makes you, in fact, classy. But did you know there are other ways to exude classiness? According to the Countess' enlightening video, additional tactics include:
  • Sing-talking R. Kelly style
  • Man-candy
  • Group naps
  • Corsets
  • Creepy Classy laughing
  • Identity-disguising makeup

4 comments:

Zip said...

Well crud, what am I going to do with that extra cash now?

Jess said...

This is the worst song and video I have ever seen/heard...it makes me want to jab something in my eyes and ears at the same time. I'm a self professed reality tv show addict especially for The Real Housewives but this is embarrassing for ME to watch, I can only imagine how the Countess feels...well should feel that is.

Amy said...

LOL - just when you think it can't get any worse than Tardy for the Party...

I Wonder Wye said...

But DARLING, kiss-kiss -- she will forever be THE COUNTESS....!! This show is -- all the housewives except Atlanta (Too ghetto) are my guilty addiction....as much as LuAnne drives me crazy -- Kelly needs some counseling -- girl's insane! And if Andy keeps singing that song I am gonna go off on him in a text message...

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