Who does depression hurt? Your toy-sized doppelganger.
Where does depression hurt? Her teeny tiny shoulders.
Has your toy-sized doppelganger been feeling blue? Do you have to wind her up more often than usual? Don’t worry – you can gaze lovingly into her black eyes once again. Ask Geppetto about Pristiq.
Depression hurts. Pristiq can help.
Side-effects may include dry-mouth, robotic walking and creepiness.
1 comment:
Ha! I love it. You should be in advertising.
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