Thursday, February 28, 2008

Heard on my street

I don't know if it's a testament to how fantastic the section is or how crass my taste is, but the first thing I go to when I get Time Out Chicago every week is the "Heard on the Street" page. I'm such a huge fan that I've been compiling my own list:

“Yep, he’s crazy as a soup sandwich.”

“I just slept with you – I’m not gonna go on a date with you!”

“Did you go spray tanning today?”

“I just want to blow my brains out.”

“So that’s cool that your dad’s an ass.”

“I hope I black out tonight. It’s been awhile.”

“It’s not about lookin’ pretty. It’s about keepin’ all your digits.”

“Are your shoes on the wrong feet?”

“This isn’t about practicing. It’s about psychological warfare.”

“Let me tell you what your ideas are going to be.”

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