Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Heard on the Strip…or at the Hard Rock

“Whose is this? I’m gonna drink it.”

A: “She’s fatter than me.” B: “REALLY??”

“I wanna be your daughter’s daddy.”

“He’s getting his ass juice all over the place!”

“Why didn’t you guys wake me up??”

“I’m not hungry, but I could eat.”

“Is there anything else you’d like to complain about?”

“I don’t really want to sit by you—I’m seriously sick of you guys.”


doubtful dater said...

These are amazing! I've never been one to actually listen to convos since I wear headphones all the time, but when I walk with my friends we always end up talking about the most random things. I wonder how many people have overheard my convos and said wtf?!

the A said...

So who said I don't want to sit by you?! I think that's the only story I didn't hear about.

Amy said...

Kimmy-- in line to board the plane home. I understand I'm easier to handle in small doses...

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