“Whose is this? I’m gonna drink it.”
A: “She’s fatter than me.” B: “REALLY??”
“I wanna be your daughter’s daddy.”
“He’s getting his ass juice all over the place!”
“Why didn’t you guys wake me up??”
“I’m not hungry, but I could eat.”
“Is there anything else you’d like to complain about?”
“I don’t really want to sit by you—I’m seriously sick of you guys.”
3 comments:
These are amazing! I've never been one to actually listen to convos since I wear headphones all the time, but when I walk with my friends we always end up talking about the most random things. I wonder how many people have overheard my convos and said wtf?!
So who said I don't want to sit by you?! I think that's the only story I didn't hear about.
Kimmy-- in line to board the plane home. I understand I'm easier to handle in small doses...
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